Happy Thanksgiving from Battle Fresh

Turkeys, as the native Americans knew, are beguiling creatures filled with malice and deceit. The old saying goes, "Never trust a turkey." I think that's how it goes. IF it doesn't go like that--it should.

Turkeys, to me, have always represented more than a wish bone fight among youngsters around an aroma rich sanctuary. Turkeys, their resulting stuffing, mega drum sticks and moist white meat meant that another terrible beast met its justifiable fate and it was my duty to devour it--with cranberry sauce, gravy and two helpings of mashed potatoes.

Right about now you should be asking yourself, "Why in God's green kingdom is big joe talking so much about the evil turkeys?"

Good question! Turkeys to me are the clash of clans equivalent of dragons (that might make minions cornish hens, but I digress). We need to be ever vigilant against the dragons, and, as a clan, we are using the Thanksgiving (U.S. holiday) to take a break from war and focus on air defenses. This is especially important for our town hall 8 friends. Max those air defenses! Let's stop the turkeys...um dragons!!

So, Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all max your air defenses!! We war search on Monday, December 1st at 9:00 EST.

~ the management